Lesbian Gamers

Anna Torv in J.J. Abrams Fringe & lesbian connections

So here’s a bit of a muddled lesbian gamer & geek connection (making this is a cross post between lesbiangamers.com and lesbiangeek.com). Here’s the geek link… J.J. Abrams (he of Alias and LOST fame) is making a new show called Fringe. It kind of sounds like The X-Files and focuses on a young female FBI agent working with a male scientist as they investigate unexplained phenomena.

Here’s the gaming link. Young FBI agent Olivia Warren is being played by Anna Torv, who in turn played Nariko in the wonderful PS3 title Heavenly Sword. Here’s the lesbian link… Anna Torv also played Alex in recent BBC series Mistresses and Alex was.. dun dun duhhh… a lesbian. Whew. As if all that lesbian connection wasn’t enough apparently the song playing in the Alex clip below is “I Melt with You” which appeared in cute lesbian film Love and Other Catastrophes, which starred Radha Mitchell who was also a lesbian in High Art.. and she’s Australian.. like Anna Torv… Whew part deux. In our final lesbian connection... yes that is actress Shelley Conn in the clip below too, she played Nina in lesbian movie Nina's Heavenly Delights... ahh and relax! You can check out Anna Torv / Nariko / as Alex in Mistresses in the clip below.

Biggest Dicks in Gaming

Yes it is about just what it sounds like it could be about. Sick of the consistent and purile 'biggest titties in video games' type of thing, we thought we'd give a shout out to the always forgotten gaming penis. Girl gaming breasts, butts and yes even vagina's get a shout out on a lot of sites, but the poor penis gets ignored.

There are plenty of dicks in gaming, let's face it, most playable characters are male, so let's turn the tables, let's say something no lesbian ever says "let's have fun with dicks". We've compiled a list of the biggest and smallest dicks in gaming in our 'Biggest Dicks in Video Games' article - enjoy the dicks ladies, this is about as close to them as you will ever want to go ;op

Haloid - Samus Aran Kicks Spartan Ass

Monty Oum is a very clever fellow, he's not only made a really cool video for Halo and Metroid fans, but he admits it's all about publicity, so he's honest too. It's been around for awhile, but as we haven't we thought we'd cover it here. We won't spoil it for you, but if you've ever wanted to see Samus Aran kick some Spartan ass, this is the video for you, suffice to say you must watch it to the end - we have our reasons, also don't read the comments at the gametrailers site.

This post is also a bit of a sign of how strong our community here at the LG is becoming, since it came via one of our forum members 'minit', whom we'd like to thank. And yes, we know we've mentioned Halo / Master Chief two days running now, we'll curb it tomorrow, honestly we will. If you see something you think we've missed for news, be sure and use the 'news tip' (top left) to let us know. Thanks again minit!

Cooking Mama 2: Dinner With Dykes

Looks like your last lesbian dinner party doesn't it, there's Maureen with her specs on the left, right next to some young bi-curious girl she met at the gym. Next to them is Cassy, she's not happy about the bi girl. Then there's the mad host Sherry, wearing a ridiculous pink hat, Nina with her cap on backwards, because she likes to pretend she's Max from Go Fish. Lucy, not a lesbian, she just likes hanging out at lesbian dinner parties for the drama, and lastly far right, Katie, with her new specs---everyone told her to get the thick rimmed rectangular style befitting 'geek dykes', but no! Fashion disaster, she went for the round ones and now looks like the milkybar kid.

Phew! Who knew 'Cooking Mama 2: Dinner With Friends' would have so many dykes in it! The sequel on the DS will feature 80 original international recipes, some old favourites and the chance to create all-new customised dishes, 150 fast and fun mini games to challenge player cooking expertise. You can also offer dishes cooked to one of the many characters who will judge it for flavour and presentation--you know that bi girl isn't going to like anything with tofu in it, afterall she probably prefers real meat. Cooking Mama 2: Dinner With Dykes will be available early 2008 on Nintendo DS.

Lady Lara Croft in 2022

We're clever here at Lesbian Gamers, we can bend time and space like 'Hiro' and even hop into gamings parallel dimensions. We've done that especially for you and leapt into the year 2022 in the universe of Lady Lara Croft, to see what she's up to.

What's this? Lara is the president of Sarah Lawrence College - infamously rumored to be 'dyke central' at times. Lara lives on campus with her 'partner' Atlanta Blue, the head of the literature department and a lady who has similar alien routes to Lara - as an English woman living in New York. Apparently Lara has been resident at the College for 9 years, she has popular classes in Ancient History and Gender Studies. Needless to say she's extremely popular with both the boys and girls there, but her hands-on teaching style has occasionally perplexed some of the less liberal members of staff. Currently organizing a trip to the Catacombs of Paris for her class, Lara is hoping to find some original parchment of the Knights Templar.

As proof we're not yanking your chain, we took a screen capture of the parallel dimensions Sarah Lawrence College page. You can check it out HERE (thanks to ThumbBandits.com for hosting). Lara is looking goood for a 40 something teacher.

We'll be leaping forward on other female games character over the coming months, to see what they're up to in 15 - 20 years time. We hope you enjoy them.

The Lesbionic Woman - Fun

Okay ladies, we heard from a nice chap at G4TV this morning, pointing us in the direction of a spoof they've just done over at Attack of the Show titled 'The Lesbionic Woman' a video spoof of the new Bionic Woman TV series. "They rebuilt her, made her stronger, faster… and somehow made her a lesbian" There may be a few issues playing the video (it took us 8 tries and skipping to various sections), but it is really well made. Sure it's full of stereotypes (flannel shirt, boots amongst others), but it's not done in a negative way, so we're all for it. Check it out and see what you think.