Lesbian Gamers

If Mario were real...

...he would be one freaky looking dude. A clever artist known as pixeloo has done a couple of characters in 'real' form and one of them is Nintendo's Mario. We were so creeped out impressed by pixeloo we thought we'd share his work here, but be sure and visit the blog for the full story, including a creepy real Homer Simpson, who is actually more creepy than our little plumber Mario.

Hopefully pixeloo will do a few more famous gaming characters as real people, I'd love to see Jade from Beyond Good and Evil, I bet she wouldn't be nearly the cute babydyke if she had the Pixeloo treatment. Larger real Mario image after the jump, for those that dare.

Top Tips For Lesbian Gamers

Miss Ann Thropic (precocious little upstart from supporting site Thumb Bandits) has decided to shock us bless us with her presence and bring us what she believes are some very handy tips for video gaming lesbians, of which, we are… in case you missed that.

So in amongst these tips you’ll find things like always ensure the Wiimote and dildo are never confused and stored in one another’s storage areas. Yes, a handy tip to be sure. You’ll find the rest in the handy link Top Tips For Lesbian Gamers.

God of War promo guff

Every now and again something appears here at LG HQ in the form of gaming promo and this week so far it's been a couple of games including God of War: Chains of Olympus for the PSP. What makes this particular promo guff stand out is the sheer beauty of it, so we've decided to share.

We'll be bringing you the lowdown on Chains of Olympus in the next episode of Gay Girls Who Game (episode 12), but for now here are some pics of the sexy promo for this game thanks to Sony. We're hoping the game won't be all macho crap, we'll let you know.

Weighted Companion Cube Plush

Oh good grief Valve why why why. Like I don't spend enough money on gaming already, you have to go and announce that those cute, nay, gorgeous plushie companion cubes are back in stock! Damn you Vital Apparatus Vent for delivering more damn youuuuuu.

Ahem... Well seriously, who hasn't played Portal and thought they wanted, nay, NEEDED their very own companion cube. Well now you can. The 6 inch by 6 inch cuddly cube will cost you thirty bucks USD and will no doubt sell out faster than GLaDOS will lie to your face, so be quick. Check them out HERE.

Gay Girls Who Game - Epi Eleven

Gay Girls Who Game are here with a happy easter special -- oh OK not really a special, but their are easter bunnies on screen. Episode Eleven of the vlog (thanks to AfterEllen.com and LesbianGamers.com) features the usual viewer feedback and loads of gaming talk!

Some of the titles discussed include full reviews of No More Heroes (Wii), Rainbow Six Vegas 2 (Xbox 360, PS3, PC) and Orcs and Elves (Nintendo DS).

Without further ado you can catch Episode Ten of Gay Girls Who Game HERE.