Mass Effect 2 - More Lesbians than Dinah Shore Weekend

The guys and gals at BioWare love lesbians. They had a movie night the other night that included Better Than Chocolate, Loving Annabelle, Go Fish, Saving Face and Imagine Me and You... and that was just the beginning. They huddled together and decided Mass Effect 2 needs more lesbians!
It's a win win situation, more lesbians means more negative press, which means more press overall, coverage money just can't buy. More dykes equals more money so they've said "bring it!". They're packing so many lesbians into Mass Effect 2 there may not be any room for male characters! Yes looks like Mass Effect 2 will be wall to wall lesbians of all races!
... seriously, like that would ever happen, unless it was some sort of porn led title aimed at masturbating male gamers. Still it was fun to dream, especially for April fools day! We're sure Mass Effect 2 will have lesbian content, mostly for the reason kind of touched on above, it brings with it a lot of free advertising and news coverage. A lame reason to have them obviously, but you have to start somewhere I guess.
Happy April Fools Day!






Aw man! I got fooled! D:
Posted by: narukoyuri | April 04, 2008 at 04:24 AM
The great (or horrible?) thing about april fools day on the web is that months later people will still get fooled.
You really had me there for a minute.
Posted by: Thefremen | May 10, 2008 at 09:46 AM