Guitar Hero III - The Death of Dyke Rock

Two words that should strike fear in the hearts of women rockers who kick ass: 'augmentation mammoplasty', though apparently not in the minds of the dead heads that reproduced Judy Nails as some double D-cup dimwit in Guitar Hero III. Don't even get us started on what they've done with Pandora! What the hell happened post Guitar Hero II? These two ladies clearly took to snorting powdered substances and opted for a complete change in physical appearance and personality.

A little twittering bird tells us one of the people on the development team behind these characters was a gay lady.. till the Neversoft lot took over and decided the cool rock chicks needed an injection of the feminine (even stated in-game!). We mourn for Judy and Pandora, two cool girls with attitude that seem to have moved to a dimly lit street corner in Stepford, Connecticut, awaiting their next customer.

Comments

[Luce]

You are so right. I was so pissed when I saw what they'd done to my beloved Pandora!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So El Lamo Mucho, but blip all we can do about it.

[AHR]

I agree the new GHIII girls are awful, although to be fair they ruined all my favorite guy characters too (Axel Steel has been degenerating into some kind of evil muppet since II).

Good news though; Rock Band seems to have picked up the slack. At the official site, under Game Info-Rocker Maker, there's a vid showing an avatar creator with some pretty badass options for ladies. Interestingly enough, the girl vid doesn't show off the weight-changing options like they do in the boy vid, instead keeping the demo girl at feather weight the whole time. Still, if you want to be a bigger girl, the option seems to be there. They've even got a face-template called "Amazon" o_O.

[LesbianConnect]

Yes, we should mourn for Judy and Pandora.

[Brody]

hurray for boobies!